protluck

A (typically nasty) potluck hosted by a Protestant church. Mostly used derogatorily by former Protestants.

Guy 1: Hey, do you remember the awful protlucks that West Bend Cburch of Christ did every Sunday night?
Guy 2: Don’t remind me! It’s taken years for me to get the taste of Mrs. Harris’s carrot-cheddar-jello salad out of my mouth!
Guy 1: Dude, I’m so glad we converted to Orthodoxy!

earring bro

A male friend who splits a pair of earrings with you because you both have only one pierced ear.

Guy 1: These earrings are awesome, but they’re $20 and I only need one...
Guy 2: What if we split the cost and I take the other one?
Guy 1: Great idea! I’m so glad I have you as an earring bro!