Cat

A furry snake with legs

Kid one: I own a cat
Kid two: you mean a snake

Getting frenched

In middle school and you go to lunch, forgetting that you left your lock unlocked. And when you come back from lunch someone has locked your lock for you, backwards.

Getting frenched

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Air pods

Trash that wrecks your ears

Air pods...

Humans

Destroyers of the earth

We are humans

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Spinach on a taco

Ruins the point of a taco

I got spinach on a taco

Music

Noise that blows out eardrums

Ears... music...

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Scissors

Used to cut off yaken lips

You need scissors for your face

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