Plaff

The distinct sound of semen hitting its desired target

There was a russtle in the bushes. Cindy decided to investigate further. Then, out of nowhere came a great "PLAFF". Cindy was drenched.

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Cumstipation

A back up of semen due to a voluntary or involuntary period of abstenance.

long distance relationships can give one a severe case of "cumstipation"

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cumbrero

the act of ejaculating on some poor bastards head. the end result should somewhat resemble a sombrero made of load (cum)

dude I heard bryan woke up wearing a cumbrero this morning

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