Alentine’s Day

A peculiar variation of the word Valentine in which one loses their virg on the holiday; thus lacking the V

I cant believe it En, Valentine’s Day turned into Alentine’s Day real quick for me!

Duscherand

An enticing word used to express a large amount of stupidity, dumbfoundedness, or retardation.

You really just hammered the toilet, are you kidding me?! What the freaking duscherand bro?