Willy man

A man that has a willy, usually a tiny one and shaped like a toe. Willy men are usually named Adam, Nicholas or Luke.

Person 1: did you see that Willy Man
Person 2: Yeah, his name is adam
Person 1: Hes got quite a small willy

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NICE COCK

“Nice Cock” is usually said when a male sees another males genitals and congratulates them for it. Usually men named Luke, Nick or Adam say this frequently.

Adam: *shows his penis*
Luke and Nick: HEY NICE COCK

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Adam

"Adam" is usually the name of a sad, crazy man. This name is only given to boys who cant control themselves around class A to C drugs and most likely live around shit estates, for example: The slums
When you encounter an "Adam", you will most likely encounter a "Martin" who is pretty much the same but 20x crazier and 50x more out of his head.

Luke: "Have you seen Adam anywhere?"
Me:"Yeah im pretty sure he's eating mud under the bridge"
Luke:"Is he with that crazy martin fella"
Me:"He sure is!"

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Cock Muncher

A "Cock Muncher" or "Cock Eater" Is a description of a man who generally eats other men's genitals, or at least seems like he eats other men's genitals. You can call some one a "Cock Muncher" when they are being an absolute cunt to you or refusing simple requests.

Luke: "Hey Adam, Can you pass me that water bottle?"
Adam: "no i can't be arsed"
Luke: " You absolute dick-sucking, no bitches looking ass, fat, meady, short, blonde, shit haired, lonely cock muncher!"

Lyla

“Lyla” is usually the name of a really fat person. She usually has a penis and cant hold convo.

Person1: hey did you see lyla?
Person2:yeah shes a bitch

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