orh hor

Used by children in Singapore when they see someone doing something wrong. Usually followed up by said child reporting said wrongdoing to a parent, teacher or another person of authority. If you heard this as a kid you knew you were in deep shit.

Orh hor! I'm going to tell mummy!

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ku ku jiao

Also known as 'ku ku chye', 'ku ku bird' or simply 'ku ku', it is a hokkien euphemism for penis. Usually used by young children.

Eeyer! I can see his ku ku jiao!

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pok pok

Hokkien euphemism for a female's nether reigons. Commonly only used by children.

Make sure you wash your pok pok properly.

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charpoy bashing

To take a nap. Used to make it sound as if the person is doing something important.
This phrase is used almost exclusively in the military, especially among the older generation.

What is John doing?
He's charpoy bashing.

BODMAS

Bitches Only Dig My Anal Skills

Teacher: Remember kids, BODMAS!

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Cher

Short for Teacher. It is used in classrooms in Singapore to address or alert the teacher. It is not considered rude or disrespectful if used in a casual setting.

Student: Cher, can you explain me how to do this question
Teacher: Sure

Student: Cher can I go toilet pls
Teacher: I don’t know, CAN you?

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Kan ni na bu chao chee bye

The mother of all insults, this 7-hit combo literally means "fuck your mother's smelly pussy" in Hokkien. This forbidden phrase is only to be reserved for people whom you have an extreme hatred toward as it is sure to elicit an explosive or violent response.

Kan ni na bu chao chee bye, want fight isit?

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