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Tori Amos

The greatest singer/composer of all time...EVER!

Tori Amos is THE piano goddess.

by Raspberry (lust) muffin May 25, 2005

97πŸ‘ 72πŸ‘Ž


cops

Someone that you can talk out of giving you a speeding ticket if you offer them a box of doughnuts.

I was speeding 15 miles over the limit down Taylor Road, and after getting pulled over by a cop, I told him I worked at Krispy Kreme doughnuts and he let me go for three free doughnuts.

by Raspberry (lust) muffin May 4, 2005

99πŸ‘ 107πŸ‘Ž


moderate

One of the political categories that is inbetween both conservative and liberal, agreeing and disagreeing with both sides. Liberals say they are "open minded" when they really aren't, and conservatives know that they are closed minded, but moderates are open to certain ideas and opinions to both sides, depending on the person and how they feel with each issue.

The conservatives are the left wing of the bird and the liberals are the right wing of the bird. However, the moderates are in the middle, which is where the brain is.

by Raspberry (lust) muffin May 2, 2005

90πŸ‘ 50πŸ‘Ž


lifetime

Lesbians and Ill-tempered Feminists Exeptive Towards Innocent Men in Existence.

Hardcore feminists need to go lesbian since they are so pathetically antimale (which shows they are hypocrites because they bash men then date them...bitches).

by Raspberry (lust) muffin May 26, 2005

242πŸ‘ 87πŸ‘Ž


masturbate

One of the sexiest things that a man can possibly do.

Hot damn...there isn't much else I can say.

by Raspberry (lust) muffin July 11, 2005

348πŸ‘ 176πŸ‘Ž


butt sex

When a man or woman enjoys taking it up the ass.

"Amy likes having anal sex."
"John likes having anal sex."

by Raspberry (lust) muffin March 12, 2005

1214πŸ‘ 352πŸ‘Ž


coasting

When you don't gas the engine of your car while driving. Also one of the best ways to stretch your gas usage.

Coasting is my favorite illegal activity that I do regularly.

by Raspberry (lust) muffin August 1, 2005

83πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž