fruit salad

A song sung by The Wiggles which is sadly too easy to make fun of, due to the fact that we all can tell that all of them, even the pirate (or the butt pirate), are all gay. The fact that they sing this song basically sounds like they're singing about having a gay orgy, a.k.a. "the fruit salad."

"First step, peel your bananas (Translation: unzip the pants)...the first step, eat up your banana. (Translation: suck the dick)"

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gay

The most confused word in the English language. It's meaning constantly changes.

"That man is gay."
Past - That man is in a good mood today.
Present - That man is a definite homosexual.
Future - That man is a total idiotic loser.

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homophobia

When someone hates and/or is afraid of gay people. A term that is true and has real meaning, but is also often used incorrectly so the accuser can use it to their advantage, bitch and whine when someone dislikes them, or because they're really ignorant and stupid.

I know of a gay guy I don't like because he's arrogant, inconsiderate, and selfish. If he knew what I think of him, he'd accuse me of having homophobia.

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spank

What is feared as a kid, and usually desired by an adult.

Kid: No! I'll behave and be a good boy. Don't displine me!
Adult: Yes! I've been misbehaving and been a bad boy! Discipline me!

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suck and fuck

To go from oral sex to vaginal and/or anal sex.

John and Mary suck and fuck three times a day on a regular basis.

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brown eyes

The eye color that the culture seems to have something against. Everyone who has brown eyes wants to wear contacts to have blue eyes, as if they believe that brown eyes are the color of ugliness.

Since when were brown eyes ugly? What the fuck is wrong with these people?!

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Meg Griffin

One of the characters from the television cartoon series Family Guy. The teenage girl of the Griffin family, she is the most annoying and aggrivating character in the whole show. All she does is whine and bitch about not being popular and always begging to be friends with the popular girls. She wants to be accepted by her peers, but doesn't dress-up or make herself likable and interesting to be around, along with having no social graces. She's annoying in every way with no personality, and will even belittle her family due to her severe insecurity. Not only is she unpopular in the series, but is most likely disliked by the majority of people from reality, as well. If I met her, I wouldn't want to be friends with her, either.

Season four, episode six - "Petarded"

Meg: I can’t believe this is happening to me! I can never go back to school again!

Stewie: Oh yes Meg, yes yes. Yes everything was going swimmingly for you until this. Yes yes...THIS is the thing that will ruin your reputation. Not two years of grotesque appearance or awkward social graces, or that felix ungerish way you clear your sinuses. No no no...it's this. Do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight.

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