waffle tax

When you do someone the favor of bringing them food, such as waffles (reasons include too tired or too lazy to get one's own food) - it is OK to take a bite as a tax for the food delivery service. Out of courtesy, the server will first ask - whether waffle tax is OK.

Kid: Mom? Can you please bring me some waffles?

Dad: Get your own, you're old enough.

Mom: Sure, I can get you some. Is waffle tax OK?

Kid: Sure, Mom. Don't forget the syrup!

brass balls

'Brass balls' are what Santa's elves need, when they complete their work for Christmas. Reference comes from 2005 Saturday Night Live skit, featuring Alec Baldwin.

Alec Baldwin waved those brass balls in front of Santa's elves - was that a call to glory, or just showing off?

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Flat out of Flour

2020 will be known for more than just the coronavirus covid-19 Great Toilet Paper Panic. 2020 will also be known as the year that one could not find baking yeast or flours throughout the land. Whether for love or money: we were Flat out of Flour... We were FooF.