Chinny

Guilty drug and alcohol affected secret sex (against better judgement) with your ex whilst she is in a relationship with one of your friends

We left the party to have chinnys and returned without anyone realizing

funeral tourist

When people have no known connections to a deceased person but insist on attending the funeral as they do not want to miss out on a community event

"My neighbours didn't even know the bloke, but sure enough they Had to be there, the damn funeral tourists..."

"They wouldn't miss it, they are funeral tourists and have to be seen at every event, like as if it is a public spectacle or a community event."