Fat ginger

The correct spelling of when someone makes an error typing something into a phone. Often misspelled fat finger.

Clutzrisa accidentally fat gingered Dave a text message asking him to fmu! In response to him accidentally taking woody pills. When she meant tmi!

Skying

Short for being so high, that you're on cloud 9...

Me: Are you okay, you seem a bit strange
Her: I've been like, skying all day after sneaking in a weed vape, yeah

Customer Data

Code for NSFW content such as porn. Allows plausible deniability while you clean up desktop before a screenshare.

- Rajid: Please share your screen sir
- Derek: Of course... give me one sec while I make sure I'm not accidently exposing my... Customer Data

sokis

Short for social isolation. Usually used while high or drunk AF

Dude: Hey man, I need munchies but I'm too drunk to walk to the pizza shop
Becky: Don't walk, that's not good sokis... Gimmie your grubhub

peh

A subject unworthy of the full pronunciation of, peasant, or plebian.

A peh is slightly more insignificant than a pleb

Luci was not with the the woman who summoned this peh nto being, he must leave my presence at once, insolence will not be tolerated

Hot Lead

A sales lead that is active and ready to buy. Not to be confused with a Smoking Hot Lead.

Fred: I've got a hot lead, send a sample asap!
Joe: A what? Really? Send pics!
Fred: ... not that type of hot

ヤリ子

Slang for fuckgirl in Japanese.

Hepburn: Yari-ko

ヤリ子-senpai: You see, I'm trying to have sex with a 100 virgins.