Anal Porridge

Anal porridge is excrement that resembles the consistency of porridge. It is light and fluffy and smells deadly. Originates from North Bay, Ontario.

I can't use the bathroom because it smells like anal porridge.

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sex

this is wen a cok enters a vage and at least one of you comes, girls are famous for taking it too seriously, and guys for not taking it seriously enough.but hey its fun for all the family. just remember...Keep It Safe Dont Rape

foolish gal: we had sex and he said he loved me and wanted to be me forever
rational gal: yer,good luk with tht,u fool

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