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Sydney

Sydney is the second largest city in Australia(it was the biggest city until stupid Melbourne overtook us this year) and it is the most iconic city in Australia. It is also the true capital of Australia. It is situated on the east coast of Australia in the state of New South Wales(NSW) as described by captain Phillip who was part of the first fleet to australia described the harbour as beautiful and wrote: “here a Thousand Sail of the Line may ride in the most perfect Security”. Sydney was discovered by captain James cook in 1770 who claimed Australia for the British. After the USA declared independence Britain needed a new penal colony so they sent a fleet of 11 ships to Sydney cove(modern day circular quay a major transportation hub for ferries) in 1788. After some murder a couple of gold rushes here and there, etc. Sydney began housing free settlers. The first free settlers were convicts who served their sentence and refused to go back to England. In 1901 Australia became an official country but still under control of Britain. Due to rivalry between Sydney and Melbourne a planned city was constructed halfway between them which is now known as Canberra

Sydney has the most iconic sights in all of Australia, Melbourne has a dingy river

by Rational guy September 14, 2023


Mafia

It is important to note that the mafia has changed over time. The most famous mafia is La Costa nostra although there are others. They are comprised of 5 families in New York, the Chicago outfit and a few other families across the states. Originally they were made as a brotherhood to protect Italian American shop owners from racist thieves. Eventually they got into organised crime. It is important to note that most mafia’s nowadays and back then didn’t kill nor harm “civilians”(anyone who’s not part of it) and nowadays due to law enforcement they work in the background instead of on the streets

Josh: I miss the days of the mafia
John: you know it wasn’t as romantic as depicted in the godfather

by Rational guy August 14, 2023


Simp

A simp is someone who tries to get someone unattainable to notice them. Alternatively you can also search up any name on the urban dictionary and you will see a bunch of simps complimenting their crushes

Person 1: I donated 5 grand to pokimaine hopefully she notices me
Rational person: simp

by Rational guy March 4, 2023