Brazillian Dazzler

A Brazillian wax job that is then enhanced by having many cheap jewels, such as cubic zirconia, glued around the landing strip.

Britney's Brazillian Dazzler was so bright, I had put put my shades on when she dropped her panties!

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Minge Bling

The act of blinging up a minge via the use of cheap diamond fakery.

Hey Girlfriend, my Vag-jay-jay is looking lush since I had 169 cubic zirconia's super-glued to it! Check out my Minge Bling!

Chicken Wicker

Someone who claims to be an experienced Pyrotechnician, but who’s greatest achievement in life is to ignite Visco safety fuse, AKA, Chicken Wick.

Hey, see that guy Chris over there? He’s such a little, pussy-assed Chicken Wicker!

Scrorp

A more aggressive form of SCRAPE. Used when extra emphasis in required.

“Hey Dude! Scrorp some of that delicious guacamole onto my plate, will ya?”

“You fucking bitch! I’m gonna Scrorp your eyes out!”

Wellie Munter

A person, invariably female, who thinks that Crocs are the height of fashionable footware.

"I don't care how comfortable she says they are, Mandy is a complete Wellie Munter' and is going to catch Urethane Toe if she continues to wear those ridiculous, plastic clogs!"

Ppetard

Someone who takes Personal Protecctive Equipment to the extreme. The kind of Tard who will wear a hard-hat and protective goggles to open a box of matches.

Pronunciation:
“PeePetard”, “Puh-petard” or “PeePee-eee-Tard”

“That fucking PPETard is wearing more safety gear than an astronaut - and he’s only lighting Festival Balls!

Safe & Sane Surfer

Someone who purports to a hard-core pyro, but is afraid to light anything more exciting than a Morning Glory sparkler.

Look at those two dweebs, Chris and Zoe - they’re such a pair of Safe & Sane Surfers!