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Verb. A mid- air maneuver. To strike a person or an object with your erect penis whilst spinning in mid-air. Note: you must rotate a full 360% for it to be a full Spinning Cock-slap, otherwise it doesn't count. Think a Roundhouse kick, only with your penis. If you get hit with a
Spinning Cock-slap", you lose 20 "cool" points.
Not to be confused with the "Jumping Cock-Smash"
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Mike used the "Spinning cock-slap" to knock the drink out of Tina's hand and spilled it all over her new blouse.
After Mike had sex with you Mother, he performed the "Spinning Cock-slap", and forcefully thumped her nose with his penis, she was most displeased.
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PTFO is the acronym for Passed The Fuck Out.
The ultimate level of passing out,
Random guy : After his 15th shot, Timmy looked at little drunk. Later we found him with his pants around his ankles while clutching a box of count Chocula and he was PTFO, bigtime.
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Something Mike would never do. Anyone named mike can use this as an excuses not to do something.
Random person : Hey Mike, want to come over and play some DDR ?
Mike : No, thats Highly Un-Mike-ly, and that just sounds flat out lame.
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