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Lord and God of all douches, eclipsing in the hierarchy of douche baggery than even the Douchelord. An individual of such epic ego and insecurity that every moment of their existence is spent trying to groom that part of their psyche that responds directly and immediately to basic urges, needs, and desires.
Bob showed his Arkdoucheness when when he ripped off a massive fart at the sales meeting and demanded all the sales staff smell his butt cheeks. What an Arkdouche!
massive bushel of female pubic hair
"I went down on my room mates sister, I had to push through her hot forest before I could seal the deal."