Car Humper

One who likes to drive fast and apply breaks abruptly, Horrible driver, Break-shoe raper

Dude drive slow you're such a "Car Humper"!
I hope you're a good driver 'coz my last driver was a Car Humper.

Atandra

A stage in life where problems like irritable bowel syndrome and depression hits harder than a nut crack

Have been able to deal with your atandra?
I would give anything to get over this atandra!
The only silver lining in this atandra is that you can only up from here