Tau

Weeabu communist vagina head whose leaders control them like ants through pheromones. Funnily enough, of all the Warhammer content on Rule 34, the Tau are portrayed with the biggest tits, yet Tau women canonically do not have boobs. Anyone who plays these people in any 40k game are communist simp scumbags that deserve a furry to sit on their face for hours before being stabbed to death by a Slanneshi daemon.

Tau women don't have boobs, so sorry Gaius your fantasies are ruined.