Cementy

Cementy is an adjective that describes a surface that has the appearance in color or texture of cement. A term used in interior design to describe a color or texture of a surface usually in shades ranging from light gray to browns with many colors in that range mixed in. Uses to describe fireplaces, tile flooring, plaster, carpeting, countertops, and wall colors.

I love your tile floor, it is so cementy, from the distance I thought it was the real thing.

fake buddhist

A person who describes themselves as a Buddhist but only follows the tenets when it serves them personally.

I realised my ex boyfriend was a fake buddhist when he broke my heart when he admitted to stringing me along while eating at a vegan restaurant because he doesn't want to harm any living thing.