kavorked

To blow up a friends scene

Buddy 1- " So Sarah, maybe I can see you on Tuesday?"
Sarah- "I would love to."
Idiot friend- (rudely eavesdropping)
"But I though we were going to bang those two retarded underaged hemophiliac one-eyed siamese twins Bro?"

Idiot Friend kavorked the scene

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nuttmegger

Someone who is a complete moron
Someone who smokes nutmeg in a paste.

"That guy is a nuttmegger."

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human booster shot

To be victimized in the degrading, yet hilarious act, of forced anal sex from a very large man while detained or incarcerated.

Friend One- "Dude, don't get caught again."

Friend Two- "Yeah Bro- you would really be up shit creek."

Friend One- "Yeah. Larry will be giving you a human booster shot."

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