Cringe

Something useless
Mainly used to describe something with Z in its name; This is because the letter Z is useless but the word cringe can still be used to describe other things, as associating them with the letter Z is an insult in of itself
Cringe is measured in scale and will multiply every time the letter Z appears in somethings name

That guy Zeke Zimothy Zeeman is so cringe the mathematical equations used to calculate cringe had to be revamped so it wasn't a paradox

Zeke moment

When you done goof and tear a crack in the fabric of time.

I used to know the secrets to the universe until I goofed and fell on a rock. What a Zeke moment tbh.