Makeba

A person that is absolutely magnificent in every aspect a human being can be. Someone that is an excellent friend and a fantastic lover. Someone that is trustworthy and honest. Attractive and absolutely gorgeous, with beauty that radiates like the moon. Makeba is a person that is unselfish and understanding. Someone that may get lost in the darkness, but only long enough to bring in the light. Makeba is someone that has the ability to soothe and calm a person in distress. Someone that deserves everything she desires without second thoughts. She deserves the best of the best and nothing less.

Makeba is a unique name for an incredibly special person. Someone that cannot be found anywhere else and no one can mimic.

Makeba is the one and only.

I love her, I love her, for she is Makeba.

515👍 41👎

bitch-scripted

When a man listens to all the "blah blah blah" bitch drama his current girlfriend has, and then calls or speaks to his ex-wife or baby's momma like he's forgotten who he's talking to, repeating phrases he has picked up from his whiny insecure bitch girlfriend.

Woman: Girl, my ex called me yesterday sounding all bitch-scripted, talking about I'm trying to keep the kids away from him to hurt him!

Woman's friend: What? Where's that coming from? You never even asked him to pay child support!

Woman: I know! He's forgotten who he's talking to, since his whiny ass girlfriend has all that drama with her baby daddy.

3👍 2👎

bag-lady

1. A woman who takes on other people's emotional or physical burdens/responsibilities as her own.

2. A woman who carries old hurt and emotional scars like a burden which keeps her from making progress.

Example 1:
Man 1: Why does that woman have so many kids?
Man 2: Oh, she's a bag-lady, most of those kids are relatives she's taken custody of.

Example 2:
Woman 1: I want to kick my friend's boyfriend in the shins because he's a douche-bag.
Woman 2: Don't be a bag-lady, she's choosing to stay with him.

Example 3:

Badu: "Bag lady you gon hurt your back, carrying all them bags like that. I guess nobody ever told you, all you must hold on to is you."

31👍 48👎