Urban Rivals

Online MMORPG trading card game that supposedly has reached 9 million players last week (we divide by two because let's say the average person has at least 1 alt account, then there's those who have like 3 so, that goes to 3 million, then there's those people that start that game all over again like 5 times so 2.6 millionish...).

It's like gamfaqs but at the same time you can be playing a game. Oh and no lionheart to pwn the mods (at least not yet, which is sad because they deserve it).

It's basically owned by the french so if you want a good start in the game, you better claim you're french, learn french, join french guilds and beg in said french guilds to get you some good cards.

You have to purchase credits only once to unlock infinite (or however many you have) sales in the market, and have your stars shown.

Urban Rivals is a trading card game with interesting people on it. www.urban-rivals.com is the link to it

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Dr. Oz

Senile old doctor that turns the smallest little factor into a huge catastrophe on his show. The stupidest things become the biggest threats (see schmalfuss). If you suffer from agoraphobia and one day plan on returning back to the real world, do not watch this show. You'll be even more paranoid than ever.

Dr. Oz: Today on my show, we'll be discussing the dangers of Anthrax. If I were to throw Anthrax down a street, everyone from a mile from it that inhales it may die.

Me: Um... ok

Dr. Oz: Today on my show, we'll be discussing the dangers of DDT. This stuff man, could kill you man.

Me: Yeah, in like 70 years ¬_¬

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DDT

1. (agriculture) Acronym for Dichloro-diphenyl-trichloroethane
2. (slang) Acronym for Do The Damn Thang
3. (wrestling) Wrestling move by Jake "The Snake"

1. DDT is fatal

2. "Ready to DDT mane, 'bout to stick up that bank tonight"

3. He hit the DDT on that foo and he didn't get up for a while

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211

Pronounced "Two Eleven"
1) Police code for a robbery
2) The second letter and the eleventh letter. BK, or Blood Killer. 311 is the opposite of this.

1) Radio dispatcher: We have a 211 in progress at the Circle K

2) We just call that badass Crip over there 211.

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Ke$ha

Ke$ha wanted in the music industry so bad. As a joke, one of her friends told her "Just suck somebody's dick that works there".

The next thing you know, she has a deal. Now she makes crap that nobody can stand to listen to, except softcore juggalos and juggalettes and people who are fucked up off their ass.

Her music is roughly (after editing) 98% auto tone, 2% her. I think she failed kindergarten AT LEAST once. Nobody stresses the letter "R" quite like her (What is swaggerrrr and who is Mick Jagerrrr?).

Ketchup, I mean, Ke$ha will probably stop being played on the radio by next week, tops.

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B.O.B

AKA Bobby ray

A fresh young rapper that is saving us from this crap on the radio they call "Hip-Hop". A real rapper, one that doesn't half ass his shit like Lil' Wayne, 50 cent, or faggot ass, wanna be souljah from mo thugs family soulja boy.

B.O.B is what we needed right now to save Hip-Hop.

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Republican Party

Say they represent the people, but really only give a fuck about the rich. Don't do much for the people, but they want to thoroughly check our backgrounds extensively. Since they don't do anything for the people, they need to mind their own fuckin' business and stay the fuck up out of ours. Let us coexist, but refuse to acknowledge each other.

Do not approve of gay marriage while about 80% of them are gay themselves.

Do not approve of abortion although they approve of war, genocide and having a death penalty is OK. Technically the unborn baby isn't alive until it passes the first trimester, from when it stops being an embryo (Zygote) and is considered a fetus.

Example of the Republican Party?
George W. Bush

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