Kevin Bacon

Well I don't know much about him other than the fact he claims he's done movies with EVERY actor in the world. Which is bull, there's always new actors.

Well all I know is it's funny when the movie preview guy says his name.

Movie preview guy: "Kevin Bacon in... Footloose"
Me: ROFLMAO.
Friend: What the hell is so funny?
Me: *Still laughing*
*talking through fits of laughter* His... last... name... is BACON!

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Loch Ness Monster

A Scottish naval submarine made to look like a Dinosaur that once appeared in the Loch Ness. It only resurfaced to verify its course.

The loch ness monster isn't after your $3.50 chef, it has no arms to get it

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Captain Falcon

The Nintendoverse's sexually deprived Chuck Norris.

He has a finishing move called the Falcon punch that pretty much matches Chuck Norris's legendary fist. If two Falcon Punches should ever collide, the universe would divide itself by 0 and... well we'd all be dead. To perform a falcon punch, you must get a glove, set your hand on fire, wait 1 FULL second, then punch someone in the face.

How is he sexually deprived? If you play him in any of the Super Smash Bros series and press up + B near an unsuspecting opponent, you'll see why. He wraps his arms and one leg around them, which is followed by a pelvic thrust (oh so what did you think he was doing?) and him saying "Yes". The outcome is the opponent gets burned in a fiery orgasmic flame, and is dealt damage. Usually the opponent goes off-screen and dies (because they're so embarrassed). This is usually followed by Cpt. Falcon saying "Show me ya moves!", adding insult to injury.

His down + b maneuver is called Falcon kick, which he only uses when he gets a kick to the leg ("Fuckin' kick" he says fast, but it sounds like it's a falcon move).

Other than that, he has many other maneuvers which usually result in the opponent getting minor burns (Falcon knee)

Captain Falcon meets Chuck Norris

Captain Falcon: "Show me ya moves"

*Chuck Norris inches Cpt. Falcon's way and kicks him in the leg, dealing 10% damage to Cpt. Falcon*

*Cpt. Falcon is hurting so he Effin' kicks Norris, dealing 15% damage to Norris*

*Both charge up their power punches, both punches collide... Unfortunately, a norris punch doesn't compare to a Falcon Punch so Norris is dealt 30% damage, up to 45%*

*norris roundhouse kick, cpt falcon to 30% damage. Falcon knee, norris to 60% damage. Norris rushes him, Falcon retaliates with the Falcon thrust. Norris is dealt 20% damage and flies off screen.

Captain Falcon: "Show me ya moves!"

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Traitin'

To claim something about oneself that is entirely false.

"That punk on the street man, he was traitin' like he was a heavyweight and all that. But then I stepped up to him and he couldn't back any of that talk up"

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