maclunky

An unnecessary change that screws with perfection.

Greedo: I've been looking forward to this for a long time.

Han Solo: Yes, I'll bet you have.

Greedo: Maclunky!

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perfect rhyme

When two words sound exactly alike, they are considered to be a perfect rhyme. Perfect rhymes may have identical or different spellings. Hominems are examples of perfect rhymes with different spellings.

"Roses are red. Violets are blue. We can get a new couch, but not if it's blue."
Jen: "That's not a rhyme!"
Rob: "Yes it is. It's a perfect rhyme!"
Jen: "That doesn't exist!"
Rob: "Yes it does. Look it up in Urban Dictionary!"

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nose scratcher

Facial tissue specifically designed for nasal scratching and booger retrieval. The only way to scratch the inside of your nose without becoming a social pariah.

Dad: Stop picking your nose!
Son: I'm not picking! I'M ITCHING!!!
Dad: Then use a Nose Scratcher!

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