Reinhardt

Comes from the German word "Rhinehardticus", which means manly. Sometimes used by men to lure them in a manner of which to court them, Reinhardt is a name only legends can carry without being crushed under the pressures of even the most sickly and horrendous of societies. In Africa, Reinhardt means, "tah toh toh tah", which in english, means, "One who is welcome with arms wide open unto anywhere he goes, and if he slaps you in the face, if it's a Reinhardt, you should take it as a complement, for he is "The" man amongst all mortal men." Do not take this name without serious thought, for as the good book says, "He who has great skillz and is a ladies man, must be a Reinhardt".

Body Guard to the President: "Hey, who is that?..."
Barack Obama: "That is a Reinhardt you english pig dog!"
Body Guard: "Oh, I did not realize, please punish me for my ignorance, black man who thought he could be the President because he can hit a jump shot."

Girl: "Damn, he's good lookin'.."
Girl 2: "Yea, but don't look in that Reinhardt's eyes, or you be mesmarized. Damn...he be sizzlin'"

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