Twathandle

Noun: British vulgar slang

A person of dull wits whom is easily influenced. (used as a general term of endearment)

"Guys, I just convinced Rob to jam his cock into a toaster!"

"Oh, he is such a twathandle."

Fuck Woo

An expression of contempt spoken by a non-native English speaker, usually originating from China.

Restaurant Patron: “Excuse me sir, please could you say fried rice”
Restaurant Owner: “Fuck woo”

Cuntificating

verb

To present an idea or principle in an overly simplified, arrogant, pompous and often ill-informed manner.

"Oh dear, Donald Trump is cuntificating on twitter again"

Flag of Japan

Slang

Description of a white person's bottom following a period of gastric distress, often following a curry

1
"Mate, how was the curry last night?"
"Great but my arse is like the Flag of Japan this morning"

Diesel

Noun

A cocktail popular in rural England and Wales consisting of cider, lager and black currant cordial. Named for its resemblance to agricultural diesel which is dyed red but UK customs.

"Two pints of diesel please barkeep"