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crotch monkeys

The power of a computer, usually only a laptop computer. Strangely linked with the idea of cogs whirring in a human mind, the crotch monkeys do the sums inside the laptop. The more crotch monkeys - the faster the machine, and vice versa.

Jesus, look at that brand new apple jobbie, think how many crotch monkeys that fuck's got.

by Rawson September 21, 2003

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vanilla lesbianism

The state at which girls (usually young) enjoy practising some form of lesbianism, usually only on a whim to try it out.

This is the best sort of lesbianism.

Damn them girls is hot, maybe we can get them to try a little vanilla ice on this extra special occasion.

by Rawson October 6, 2003

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the online net

the online net, a collaboration.

theonlinenet.co.uk

by Rawson September 29, 2003

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phat pipe

A high speed internet connection - for example a digital subscriber like, or cable broadband.

Damn man' get that sweet ass off a pr0n site using yo' wicked-fly phat pipe.

Watch that download, itl rape yo' phat pipe.

by Rawson July 27, 2003

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