Shit Pain

When you get sharp pains in your intestine. You know it's not period pain because you're not female.... 10mins later you have a Class 10 shit sub to dispose of.... "SHIT PAIN"

Rob - "Don't talk to me, I've got Shit Pain today."
Carey - "Is that like period pain?"
Rob - "SHUT UP"

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Shit Limp

A limp you develop while running to the toilet busting to do a dump

Oh man I had a "shit limp" while I was walking to the toilet last night

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