Inspector Mo Lester

Another term for a child molester discovered in a position of authority.

Did you see on the news that Inspector Mo Lester got another one?

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headwreck

A girl who messes with your head and is therefore not worth keeping.

'I had to dump Susy. She's just too much of a headwreck.'

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dirty stop-out

Probably Australian. Meaning someone who stays out later than expected having a good time.

'Hey you're home. I was just on the phone to ____ telling her you're a dirty stop-out.'

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nutbush city limits

Another old skool coordinated disco dance, performed by a group of girls who must have spent hours practising at home for their moment of glory.
Performed to Ike & Tina Turner's song 'Nutbush City Limits'.
Seemed like a good idea in the 70's but not now.

A: 'Anybody remember that dance the Nutbush City Limits?'
B: 'Nope, I'm only 24...'

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road lice

Motorcycles. Because they're a pest to car drivers, always getting into the spaces you can't see and causing iritation.

I'm sick of all the road lice round my place. I almost cleaned a guy up the other day on the freeway.

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crowpeck

Australian (maybe Queensland). To make a fist with one hand, making sure your middle knuckle is protruding. Then go up behind someone and rap them hard over the back of the head with the extended knuckle.
Painful and surprising. Mostly done by jocks and thugs on dorkwads and Warcraft players.

Watch me crowpeck that little dickweed.

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go for gold

Australian. Sarcastic encouragement to someone to go ahead and do whatever someone was thinking of doing, or whatever you're too wasted to do.

A: 'I'm going for a run. Do you want to come?'
B: 'You go for gold. I'm going to lie here on the couch.'

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