prison rules

To do something or play a sport by cheating, being physically agressive and otherwise trying to win at all costs.

'Oh... oh I see. You playin' by prison rules huh? Ok my man, let's see how you handle my shit now!'

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second hand

How you feel after a big night out drinking.

'Man I woke up Sunday feeling pretty second hand.'

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hung like a cashew

To have a penis that when not hard, is the size and general appearance of a cashew nut dangling between your legs.

That guy over in the showers is hung like a cashew.

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B&S

Batchelors and Spinsters. An Australian term for a semi-formal get-together in the outback. People dress up in formal wear and go to someone's barn or shed to dance, get drunk, hook up and pass out in the back of a ute (trayback vehicle). Although it sounds rough, it's for private schoolies mostly, because of all the landed gentry.

'I hooked up with Sharon at that last B&S out at Jack's place.'

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Assprod

Short for Assistant Producer, who's job is to to prod you in the ass to keep working. Common in the film, TV and game industries.

I was taking a nice nap under my desk till that Assprod came by and hassled me.

stirring the pot

One term for the classic bad dance move where you rotate your arms in front of you clockwise, as if holding a big spoon with both hands and stirring a pot, while leaning your body/hips in the opposite direction to your arms. Joey on Friends did this a lot.

Oh jeez, is that guy really stirring the pot?

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skittled

To get knocked over, cleaned up, wiped out or otherwise slammed off your feet.

Did you see that guy get skittled by a bus on that internet clip?

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