white-ant

Australian. White Ants is a term for termites, who eat out th foundations of your home. A mate who undermines your chances of scoring with a chick, or achieving something else is said to be white-anting you.

'I was in with that chick until that fucking cock-blocker white-anted me.

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carrying the groceries

Yet another bad caucasian dance move. To lean/lurch from side to side with both arms down by your sides as if carrying heavy bags of groceries.

Check out that guy carrying the groceries. Hahahahaha!

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low hanging fruit

Easiest tasks of the day in your dull, mindless office job

'You know... I'm gonna need you to go ahead and take care of the low hanging fruit first...'

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punkass

A young guy who has no power in the world except the power to annoy.
So he (and his mates) dress and walk like wannabe gangstas, and do things like cross the road super-slow in front of your car forcing you to slow right down, because they know you aren't going to run them over. As they walk by they look at you sullenly.
Punkasses need to get the beatdown as soon as possible so they become plain punks.

'Look at that fucking punkass. Why is he walking like one leg is shorter than the other!? Fucking loser.'

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