Chocolate Sauna

Taking a shit in the toilet while your girlfriend is taking a shower.

I had to go real bad and couldn't wait for my girlfriend to finish her shower so I gave her the chocolate sauna.

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LeBron Steamer

Holding a press conference on ESPN to announce that you are signing with the Miami Heat and not the Cleavland Cavaliers. Figuratively defecating on the city of Cleavland.

Me: Can you believe that jerk LeBron James?
Cleavland Guy: He just gave us the LeBron Steamer.

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