Doushnugget

A doushnugget consists of chucky, foul odored, clumps of bacteria that may or may not carrie a variety of popular s.t.d. 's that drops from the vagina during a doushing. These clumps may measure up to 3 inches and most often resemble a McChicken nugget from McDonalds kids meals.

I was eating cindy belford out when I almost choked on a giant doushnugget. Now I have had exstreme cold sores the cover most my face and mouth. Dirty ,no warning bitch!

A bloody-jungle

This is a sexual position that involves a male or female who is proforming oral sex on a heavily menstruating sexual partner. While eatting out your bloody babe you allow your mouth to fill with menstrual blood then you tilt your head back and gargle the blood while beating you chest like Tarzan!

Please wash the sheets today. It looks like a bloody-jungle in here!

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Snorkluar

A professional marathon pussy eater who makes noises resembling that of a fresh water snorkeler

Omg...eddy was eating my pussy like a fucking champion snorkluar last night.

Turd in a punch bowl

This is a sexual fetish in which a willing participant dons a pair of deep sea swim fins and a full faced snorkel mask. While handcuffed nude and on his knees a group of full bladdered women enter the room and attach and large pet cone (lamp shade) around the participants neck. One by one each women urinates into the cone until the participants face is fully submerged. At this point the final vixen then tops it off with a long over due bowle movement, thus creating the bliss of a turd in a punch bowl!

Honey, don't forget your full faced snorkle mask for tonight's swinger party. Remember it's you week to take the "Turd in a punch bowl".

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