Quarancut

Cutting your own hair. Especially necessary when people are quarantined while barber shops and salons are closed for an extended period of time.

My friends are impressed with my quarancut skills as we all wait out these times staying at home due to the pandemic.

crowd DJ

Descriptor for the artificial crowd noise producer, who communicates background crowd sounds for televised pandemic sporting events without actual fans.

That crowd DJ really got our tingles going as pretend people cheered that breakaway score on the television tonight.