THE CRO

This is short for Cronvid-19.

You better keep your distance bro or your catching THE CRO!

Pastrami promise

The act of breaking wind while being spooned, preferably after sex.

Yo bro, that tinder bitch made me wear a rubber so I hit her with the pastrami promise!

Rage release

When you need a certain someone to help you cum but they are no longer intrested in draining your balls & you are forced to jack off or endure the dreaded blue balls.

RANDY : It's been weeks and Justine is not intrested in my tiny old cock anymore. MIKE: she found a bigger and better one. RANDY:Now I'm forced to rage release.
MIKE:That's better than blue balls my dude...