Bengay

A top-selling testicle enhancement cream. First discovered by accident in 1947 by Benjamin Gaylord (hence the name) when he accidentally used some arthritis cream as lube and noticed a 20% increase in the size and potency of his family jewels. Use daily for best results.

Keith: Hey man my balls are too small and
Charles: You, sir, could use some Bengay!

Samantha: I only date guys who smear Bengay on their junk daily!

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