glamourish

adj. Used to describe something with the potential earmarks of high flair, but too subdued or down-dressed to reach maximum style impact

Janey's dress was rather glamourish, but would have been better off without her boringly safe choice of a belt.

Twimight Zone

n. The area in the back of all fridges where food items are defined by the phrase "might be edible"

Man, I was in such a jam for food last night, I actually had to forage the the Twimight Zone.

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poetiotic

adj. Used to describe flowery crap typed up at midnight by any random jerk who believes they are a total unbelievable genius and they are SO misunderstood and one day people will beg to kiss their butts, or things related to or having to do with said crap.

Person1: Did you read Ryan's last blog update about how no one understands true art and beauty?
Person2: Dude, that guy is so poetiotic, it's just depressing.

Regretsy'd

verb-- for when any Etsy.com product, especially a piece of total crap, is posted on Regretsy, a site that feeds specifically of such crap.

Webgoer 1: Did you see that Etsy seller who wrote a biography of the basket she was selling?
Webgoer 2: Oh yeah, that chick got totally Regretsy'd for that!

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