Pougar

Pronounced poo-gar. Similar to a Cougar,

A Pougar is a gay male, usually between thirty and fifty years-old, who enjoys the sexual company of younger men.

Will often be seen with hungry fuck me eyes preying on males 25 and under.

I was at the Blue Oyster and I got eye raped by at least 3 pougars.

Hey, you know how your mum is a total cougar and hit on me, turns out your dad's a pougar and hit on me too.

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SODA

SODA stands for Single Oral Double Anal where single and double refer to the amount of penises invloved and the oral and anal refer to their respective insertion point. SODA is traditionally performed by four humans or animals.

SODA can lead to a Creaming SODA where mouth and/or anus are ejaculated into and on special occassions, the Cherry SODA where the recipient bleeds during the process.

P1: I lost my SODA virginity at Steve's last night.
P2: Guess you could say you were SODA popped! *Hi Five*
P1: I'm not Hi-Fiving that.

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Feeding the Joey

Feeding the joey is the act of doing a reverse kanga and holding a midget upside down feet first while s/he blows you. The result is that you are a concerned Kangaroo mother feeding the Joey or kangaroo baby.

"How did your date with Bridget the Midget go last night?"

"Nice. I ended up feeding the joey, she has very grippable ankles."

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Noodle Market

A group of Asian Males aka too much noodle.

Man, that LAN party was a total noodle market.

Mannequin

When a man stretches his scrotum up over his penis and entirely covers it so his genital region resembles a flat skin-coloured patch, similar to a store mannequin.

After shaving my sack I can do such a good mannequin, Target wants to hire me to do in store promotions.

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