toddler

Person who wears oversized clothes, is fascinated by shiny things, and is in desperate need of a father figure. Weirdly obsessed with pimped out cartoon characters.

Why does that toddler have a cz Tweety bird chain when he makes minimum wage bagging groceries?

Somebody tell that toddler his XXXL Elmo-as-Scarface airbrushed t-shirt is not cool.

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trap

n. An enclosure, small room, bunker,

Ex. ...and lay the double sawski on her. We go up to her trap, and she remove... (Naked Lunch, 1959, William S. Burroughs)