MacGyver

To jimmy or rig something up so it works-ish. Not a real fix.

From the series, which follows the story of MacGyver, a laid-back, extremely resourceful secret agent , played by Richard Dean Anderson, who prefers non-violent conflict resolution wherever possible & refuses to carry or use a gun, but usually just uses his Swiss Army knife. He is a problem solver for the fictional Phoenix Foundation in LA.

Like hitting the TV (CRT) when it goes flicky. It works for awhile but not too long.

You: Oh man you got your crappy old TV working again! The picture was so crappy last time!
Me: Yeah I Macgyver'd it with a piece of wood and a good whack.

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table whore

a server in a restaurant who tries to take more tables than his or her share because she is a greedy biotch.

We were going table for table and she took three tables in a row without letting me take mine. She's such a table whore.

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Avocado Bag

A man's ball sack

Zane got hit by a soccer ball right in the avocado bag.