Statesboro Break In

A Statesboro Break In is the act in which someone penetrates an unknowing victim. As in a person bending over with no pants on, or if in the shower. Not to be confused with the southern trespass which is sneaking in the backdoor while having sex. The Statesboro Break In requires stealth, speed and most of all courage.

She bent over to pick up her underware and Bubba performed a Statesboro Break In on her. She screamed.

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glennbecking

to state that you want to kill someone in public.

Joe: I want to kill my English teacher, Mr. Moore.
Frank: Quiet,if someone heard you say that you would get kicked out of school and have a record.
Joe: Oh, I was just glennbecking.

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glenn beck

a talk show host who recreated his whole persona to fit the neo-con mold. Started the latest fad of glennbeckingwhich is a method of getting rid of anyone who has a different opinion than you do.

Glenn Beck on killing filmmaker Michael Moore

"I'm thinking about killing glennbecking Michael Moore, and I'm wondering if I could kill him myself, or if I would need to hire somebody to do it. No, I think I could. I think he could be looking me in the eye, you know, and I could just be choking the life out -- is this wrong?" 5/17/05

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shit, man

the intense sadness when you find out that you have no e-mail.

Why so blue?
I did not get any e-mail.
Shit, man!

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