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Minghan

She's a nice girl who loves BL. She watches too much Chinese drama, and never takes her own notes. She is somehow doing good in school. She loves to draw and brag about her drawings. If you see a Minghan you better have Sour Patch Kids candy to bribe her for answers. She has weird eyebrows. You better not judge how she looks or she will shave your eyebrows or use her alcohol spray bottle to blind you. Minghan is a good friend to you if you aren't mean to her.

A: Wow, who is that girl that's screaming in another language?
B: That's Minghan. Someone probably insulted her BL drama.

by Real Definitions :) November 23, 2021


Jasmine

She is a flower, a deadly one. Jasmine will be for you unless you fork up. Jasmine loves to draw and binge-watch Chinese drama shows. She loves to brag about her grades, but other than that she very nice. She never says any bad words, unless you really pissed her off. She loves that she is named after da Jasmine Tea. She even has a song named after her in Chinese. Jasmine is a great friend, she will support you during school, but you need to pay her back in candy.

A: Is that Jasmine?
B: Yes, I think she's bragging about her grades again.
A: Dang my grades sucks.
B: Just pay her a Sour Patch Candy and she will help you cheat!
A: Dang what a nice person.
Jasmine: FORKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!

by Real Definitions :) November 23, 2021


Death

Something that we should accept with open arms. Everyone is going to die soon, it's only a matter of time before it's your turn.

A: I will accept my death.
B: I'm not :)

by Real Definitions :) November 23, 2021