Alex Knight

A guy who stalks a certain female with red hair. He makes all the boys jealous of his massive peen. Lovers such as Luke Morphet love to snuggle up to the Knight himself.
Rumour has it no one has ever seen his forehead those who have seen have slowly perished.

“I wish Alex Knight would stop stalking me”
“I wish Alex Knight was mine”
“Alex looks cool with his cap on”