Joch

Simile for semen
Specifically, what a person that is bad at the video game 'CALL OF DUTY' gargles and swallows.

"You just got joched on!"
"You literally have joch all over, around and inside your mouth"
"How do you like that ooey, gooey, sticky, slimy, nasty, stinky, milky, wet, murky joch in your mouth?