Real Kiwi Hours

The time ranging from 12:00 A.M to 11:59 P.M in which you go out to go scavenge for and food or scraps to keep yourself nourished.

Random Stranger: Hey do you have the time?
Me: Yeah, it's Real Kiwi Hours

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Real kiwi hours

The time of day, usually between 2pm and 5pm when you're just tired of walking around doing normal every day stuff so you internally pray to the gods of chaos that the world ends cause you're just too pussy to kill yourself, and then you just text your friends saying "hi" and continue on living your life normally.

Yo wud up cuz, *moves head to the side* wud up blood!!!, both pull out their guns *shots fired*, *woman screaming* "call 911!!", a guy from the end of the street witnesses it all, *thinks to himself* "man... Looks like I'll be having some real kiwi hours today!".

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Trouser Snake

Another word (or phrase) used to describe one's penis bulge when seen by another person

insert name: Hey Jake! Did you see Evan's Trouser Snake?
Jake: Yeah, I'm surprised no one else saw