UC Merced

The anus of the UC system, a deprived crap-hole of subpar academic misery and social depravity that is accepting anyone who applies. The typical student was rejected from every other UC but wanted to pander to the fact that they attended a school with the "name" that implies prestige (when in fact none exists at all) but in reality offers nothing but subpar academics, shitty and socially isolating location and a laughable four year college experience. Did I mention UC Merced is being considered for the chopping block? Bet the Regents wish they could have seen the financial cuts coming! Merced will be the bellwether for the great budget deficit of our time.

Guy 1: Dude, I got rejected from all my top schools. And even SDSU and Cal Poly
Guy 2: Bro, that sucks to be you. So where are you headed?
Guy 1: UC Merced! But I'm probably going to transfer out...
Guy 2: Riiiiighhtttttt

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