spunk breath

A woman who has had several ejaculating penises in her mouth and now has breath that smells exclusively of cum.

Woman 1 : "God, my mouth feels like the bottom of a birdcage this morning"

Woman two: "I'm not suprised...you had a cock-a-too in it last night you old spunk breath"

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threepenny bits

Very old rhyming slang for tits - has been used since the 18th Century in the UK.

"Look at the threepenny bits on that chick - they're popping out, man"

"I shot my wad all over her threepennys..."

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