29th December is the day that the biggest dicks is born so if you're lucky and your partner is born in 29th December take a trip down his pants and see for yourself.
Her:So when is your birthday
Him:29th December and you?
Her:wait did you say 29th December?!
Him:yeah why?
Her:how long is your dick?
Him:wtf almost 8 inches lol.
Her:you're e mine.
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