net balls

The sudden feeling of having testicles while on the internet. This usually occurs when engaged in arguments and/or starting shit via internet posts, comments, etc.

Don't be fooled, these testicles only spawn while the host has hands attached to a keyboard, touch screen, or other typing device.

They quickly shrivel and disappear when encountered in real life.

Person 1: Hey! Look at what that kid just posted. Damn he's got some balls to say that.

Person 2: LOL no, he's just got some net balls.

Person 1: Ah, yes. He would never say that to that person.

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